I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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