yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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