i can't believe i had my finger in that
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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