What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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