First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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