My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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