Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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