In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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