absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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