So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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