just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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