The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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