Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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