you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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