i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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