I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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