you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
