I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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