This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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