We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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