No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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