question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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