It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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