just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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