sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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