in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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