"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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