I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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