ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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