No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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