I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
