yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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