I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
