I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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