are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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