we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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