Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
