does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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