And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Drunk is not a location!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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