Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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