wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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