i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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