I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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