forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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