I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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