I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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