YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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