I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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