I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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