Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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