My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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